The following poems were created using Freaky Fridge poetry during my second and third years at university. Their original publication details are listed below each poem.
My mysterious personality is curious
When you are such a kooky button
No, I am your abnormal shoulder
– I am your abnormal shoulder (15/09/2003)
He is very different
Strange and illustrated
Eccentric in personality
Bizarre outlandish and queerHis old lifestyle
Outrageous but magnetic
Had nonconformist love
Very ordinary to the unusual
Different and curiousFreakish poetry was our love
Unique mysterious an outlandish
Follow your oddball perspective
– Shefton Collection 913.38 GRE (17/11/2003)
Don’t be mad
She had the different
But magnetic lifestyle
When is it not fabulousBy our peculiar button
I pierced her nonconformist personality
How spiked was the wish
Strange like an oddball perspectiveIllustrated freak
Eccentric, outrageous, insane
Unique, unusual fetish
This is poetry
– I am working, honestly (20/01/2004)
Don’t be mad
She had to be different
But when was her magnetic lifestyle
Not a fabulous whimsy
– Hi ho hi ho it’s off to work we go (26/01/2004)
The peculiar was our mysterious psycho
He spiked her ordinary personality with an abnormal love
And his individuality pierced what perspective she had
This is a woman no more
Eccentric when you do or don’t
Such want for him is be insane
The fetish need outrageous at best
Not so strange but curious and unique
It’s poetry of your old tattoo
– Milkround (03/02/2004)
This old magnetic lifestyle
has pierced love
Be nonconformist freak
or eccentric psycho geek
Of such wonderful poetry
outlandish like most personalityYour mysterious sexy shoulder
is kinky and unique
Don’t wish for more
Want is bad
Abnormal odd and illustrated
an outrageous maniac woman
She’s different freakish mad insane
as in her fabulous belly button tattoo
– Colouring in (21/05/2004)
Be not as it is
Or how you were
For a good man is unique
With no perspective in his wish
And like poetry of an outlandish tongue
Magnetic to what was our bizarre individuality
– How deeply divided was Josephus’ political loyalty and cultural identity? (28/01/2005)